Showing posts with label Lenny Dykstra. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Lenny Dykstra. Show all posts

Thursday, April 19, 2012

MORE jail time for Lenny Dykstra?

I can't make this shit up... Lenny Dykstra was sentenced to another 3 months in jail and another 3 years probation. Why? Well, he only posted a fake Craigslist ad for a housekeeper, made the multiple women give him massages, exposed himself, then held one at knife point. Seriously. More details at TMZ.



Monday, March 5, 2012

Lenny Dykstra sentenced

Well, the Lenny Dykstra saga has sadly come to an end, as he was sentenced to 3 years in prison on grand theft auto charges.  The former Phillie has been on a downward spiral as of lately (and ever since he retired from the game) so this is just the icing on the cake.

Wednesday, May 25, 2011

The Lenny Dykstra saga continues

In yet more Lenny Dykstra news, it appears Nails tried to break former player Doc Gooden out of Celebrity Rehab, thinking he had been hypnotized by Dr. Drew.  I can't make this stuff up, The Dude is just that crazy.

More, including audio from Gooden, at The 700 Level.

Friday, May 6, 2011

Lenny Dykstra indicted...

"LOS ANGELES -- Former New York Mets and Philadelphia Phillies outfielder Lenny Dykstra has been indicted by a Los Angeles federal grand jury in a bankruptcy fraud case.

The 48-year-old filed for bankruptcy in 2009, and is accused of later stealing and selling property from an $18.5 million estate.

Federal prosecutors brought 13 counts against Dykstra, including bankruptcy fraud, obstruction of justice, concealing property from the bankruptcy estate and other charges.

If found guilty on all charges, Dykstra faces a maximum of 80 years in prison.

Dykstra's attorney, Mark Werksman, said the case stems from a dispute with the bankruptcy trustee and no fraud was committed."

Nails seems to be getting into some trouble lately; he should probably stop Sheening.  More at CBSSports.com.

Tuesday, April 26, 2011

Lenny Dykstra bailed out by...

...Charlie Sheen.

Yes, the latest in the Sheen Saga is that he posted 22.5K to bail Lenny "Nails" Dykstra out of jail.  Dykstra was incarcerated (embezzlement) for nearly a week before Sheen stepped in to help his friend.

'Ol Charlie went on to say this:
  • "The rendition guilty trolls that kidnapped my dear friend Nails clearly forgot that he's a fellow Vatican assassin and his best pal is a warlock."
Seriously.  I couldn't make that up if I tried.

from TMZ