11 Worst Advice Given By the Old Man in Legend of Zelda

11. "Ones Who Does Not Have Triforce Can't Go In."

The Old Man (or, more accurately, his Japanese-to-English translator) isn't so strong on subject-verb agreement. But if you can plow past that, this is mildly useful advice. Well... not so much advice in the Confucius sense, more in like a bouncer at a club telling you, "You can't come in here wearing those shoes. And no, I'm not impressed that it looks like you have five rubber toes."

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