The Auteurs of Christmas

20 Surprising Things You Might Not Know About 'A Christmas Story'

To celebrate the currently airing marathon of "A Christmas Story", here's some things you may not know about the classic movie:

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Between Two Ferns: Christmas Fucking Spectacular

Between Two Ferns with Zach Galifianakis: Happy Holidays Edition from Between Two Ferns

Everything you needed to know about Egg Nog and Happy Xmas (War is Over)

First off, I know it's almost over but Merry Christmas to everybody! Hope you got everything you wanted, but more importantly I hope you had a fun day with family, friends, and significant others. Here's a little reading for your entertainment:

Egg Nog

Happy Xmas (War is Over)

Is John Goodman Santa Claus?

My money's on "no", but he IS related to jolly old St. Nicholas according to Bing:

Pay attention to the "Related People" section

Holiday Bingo!

I posted about Thanksgiving Bingo a month ago which you all seemed to enjoy, and so now I bring you Holiday Bingo! From the same person who made the Thanksgiving version, these holiday Bingo cards will be fun to play with during any Christmas or holiday party this week.  View all 4 after the jump, and print them out to enjoy! (Via Neatorama, from Flavorwire)

Kid Snippets: Catching Santa

There's just something about grown ass adults acting like little kids that just cracks me up everytime. This installment of "Kid Snippets" comes just in time for the holidays, in which the adults act out a scene where Santa is caught putting presents under the tree. I've featured a Kids Snippets video before, which you can view here. I'm surprised I haven't featured more!

Now that's some holiday spirit!

What "Bah Humbug" sign wouldn't be complete without skulls?

Beer advent calendar

Someone please make me one of these! I'll even forgive you for missing December 1st! Or, better yet, you can just give me a case of beer for Christmas and not make me only drink 1 every day until then. Full instructions here, from Neatorama.

First look at SpongeBob Christmas special, with John Goodman?

This actually looks pretty good, even if Christmas is half a year away.  It's a stop-motion SpongeBob Squarepants Christmas special, and it even has John Goodman as the voice of Santa.  Sounds pretty good to me! (from Huffington Post)

Verizon sucks

Turns out my iPhone 4s ordered for Christmas has been waiting at the Verizon store for at least a day. You would think they'd be better at communication?

Zach Braff and Donald Faison want to wish you Happy Holidays

via Vulture

Some more Christmas wishes

As only South Park could give:

Mr. Hankey's Christmas Classics
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Merry Christmas!!

From everyone here at the B-Long Blog (me) I hope you're all having a merry Christmas (or at least happy holidays)!  Here's a classic College Humor video to enjoy: