Drinkin' beers and robbin' banks

They go hand in hand, right?  Apparently, according to Tampa Bay native John Robert Whittle.  Here's the sequence of events:

1. Orders a beer from Hayloft Bar
2. Take a sip or two
3. Leaves bar
4. Robs nearby Wells Fargo bank
5. Returns to finish beer after 30 minutes
6. Gets arrested 10 minutes later

Despite the man being an idiot, I have to give him some props for finishing the beer.  Never let one go to waste!

via Neatorama