Why does bacon smell so good?

What's your rate of masturbation?

Any time statistics come out like this, I never fully can get behind them. The trend continues here, as I'm inclined to think these numbers are a bit low. Take note however, that the same percent of 18-24 year old men masturbate 4+ times per week as those who haven't at all in the past year.

An infographic of MLB first pitches, good and bad

This is a result of the god-awful attempt at a first pitch from 50 Cent the other day. As a bonus, watch it after the jump!

The (nearly) $55 Starbucks drink

I prefer to call it a monstrosity, but to each their own. It took the customer 5 days to finish it all, most of which he was probably wide awake for. More at Neatorama.

Faces of Carrey

Order your print here

So, George Harrison wrote to Mike Myers right before he died

Yeah, you read that right. A Beatle wrote to Austin Powers.

The world's tallest LEGO tower

It was constructed in Budapest, and stands about 36 meters tall (via)

Aug(De)Mented Reality

Will Ferrell vs Chad Smith drum-off!

The look-alikes announced it back in February, but the epic drum battle is finally upon us:

'Comedians in Cars Getting Coffee' returns June 19th

Batman: Arkham Knight gameplay trailer

Cohen Bros rewriting a Hanks/Spielberg script?

From Vulture:

Well, this is interesting: According to THR, the Coen brothers have signed on to do a rewrite of Tom Hanks and Steven Spielberg's untitled Cold War thriller. The original script was written by Matt Charman and follows the true story of an attorney named James Donovan (Hanks) who negotiated with the KGB to save the life of a downed spy plane pilot. While Spielberg has a few options for his next directorial venture — including Montezuma and Robopocalypse — this one may have just skyrocketed to the top of the list.

New Guardians of the Galaxy trailer

View here!

Now I have no reason not to drink in the shower

Behold: Shakoolie!

Study (yet again) shows no link between vaccines and Autism

Can people shut up about this already?

Print your own pancake

3D printing technology continues to amaze me.

'The Flash' extended trailer

First look at the new Batman and Batmobile

Norm Macdonald did an AMA, and you can guess how it went

Uproxx has the highlights!

Slow jam version of the TMNT theme

Embed soon.

The next season of 'Parks and Rec' will be it's last

Sad face.

Larry Wilmore to replace Stephen Colbert

From Vulture:

This just in: The Daily Show "senior black correspondent" Larry Wilmore will fill the 11:30 p.m. timeslot being vacated by Stephen Colbert. The Minority Report With Larry Wilmore will debut in January, weeks after The Colbert Report ends, Comedy Central announced late Friday. Jon Stewart will produce the new show via his Busboy Productions, just as he currently produces Colbert’s show. (Wilmore will also serve as an executive producer.) Comedy Central, alluding to the fact that it's hiring a non-white guy for the gig, said in a release that the new series “will provide viewers with a distinct point of view and comedic take on the day’s news from a perspective largely missing in the current late night landscape.” Not many details about the format were revealed, except that the show will “feature a diverse panel of voices currently underrepresented in comedy and television.” Wilmore, an Emmy-winning comedy writer who created The Bernie Mac Show in another life, will host the new series from New York: “I love the city of New York and promise to only wear my Laker T-shirts when I’m layering,” he quipped. No word yet on whether the final "t" inMinority Report will be silent. 

If Telltale Games made 'Super Mario Bros.'

2014 Flyers Season Infographic/New GM

Also, Ron Hextall is the new GM of the Philadelphia Flyers. The former GM Paul Holmgren, has been promoted to President of the team.

GOTHAM Trailer

Final version of the Ghostbusters LEGO set!

Check out some comparison shots of the original design for the Ghostbusters LEGO set with the final version due to hit stores in June. Video after the jump! (via)

New comic book based on 'Bob's Burgers' in the works

I bet it will be very punny.

185 Terabytes

Seriously?

Beer trick shots?

I woulda used a better beer...

Norm Macdonald interviews David Spade

Two of my favorites.

Beck covers Michael Jackson