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March Madness Bracket Bullshit

So earlier I posted my NCAA March Madness bracket, for which I used the differential between PPG and opponent's PPG to make all my picks. This did not work out, unfortunately.

However, I also made another bracket for the hell of it, in which all of my picks were randomly picked by a computer. The winner? UCONN. MOTHER F*CKING UCONN. So after actually spending time to pick all of the games, I did worse than a COMPLETELY RANDOM brackets. I wound up finishing 867th out of all of CBS' entries this year, which was well over a million.

In conclusion based on this highly scientific study, I declare March Madness brackets bullshit. It clearly doesn't matter what teams you pick, because you will never win. Sorry!

It's National Beer Day

Check out a list of your favorite fictional brews over at UPROXX.

Colbert to replace Letterman?

From Vulture:

The ink has barely dried on David Letterman's retirement announcement, but there appears to be a front-runner for his replacement. Mashable reports Stephen Colbert is CBS's top choice for the job and that Colbert is interested. (Nikki Finke also tweeted as much yesterday.) Mashable's Josh Dickey writes that the network first approached Colbert, among others (including Jon Stewart), when Letterman began considering the timing of his retirement, though he notes it's still early and nothing is close to being formalized. CBS told Mashable they would not comment "on any rumors or speculation about succession." 

Prepare for another 2 seasons of 'Always Sunny'!

Yep, It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia has been renewed by FXX and will run for at least 12 seasons. Season 10 is due to air this Fall, so you jabronis better be ready for more of the gang through 2016 (and hopefully beyond).

Monty Python's 'The Silly Walks Song'

Bryan Cranston's writing a 'Breaking Bad' memoir

From Vulture:

According to the New York Times, Bryan Cranston will be penning a memoir about his time on Breaking Bad. In his words: "[I'll] tell the stories of my life and reveal the secrets and lies that I lived with for six years shootingBreaking Bad." The book will be published by Simon & Schuster imprint Scribner and released in the fall of next year. Just make sure you inscribe the copy you give to friends and family with: "To my other favorite W.W. It's an honour working with you. Fondly G.B."

Watch the first 7 minutes of the new 'Fargo' TV series

I honestly haven't been this excited about a new TV series since.... you know, I actually don't get excited for new series much at all! I usually hear about them from a friend or read about them on the internet; after that I play catch up and usually pick up the series around season 2 or 3. I'd say the only time I watched a series from episode 1 was the new Arrested Development season on Netflix, but that wasn't even a new series (more of a reboot if anything). Anyway, Fargo on FX will likely be a series I watch from the beginning considering everything I've seen thus far looks great. Watch the first 7 minutes below and judge for yourself:

Details on the now "official" Walking Dead spinoff

I first posted about the spinoff of The Walking Dead back in September, and more details are finally emerging from Robert Kirman. See the highlights below, and read about more here.

• The spinoff will be set in the same world as “The Walking Dead,” but won’t include any of the characters from the show or the comics.
• The location won’t be in Georgia.
• There’s lots of possibilities for the plot in the spinoff.
• Dave Erickson, who worked as producer and writer on AMC’s “Low Winter Sun” (which was recently canceled), and who wrote 17 episodes of FX Network’s “Sons of Anarchy,” was recently announced as being an executive producer and writer for the spinoff.
• Apart from being set in the same world as The Walking Dead there’s not much to go on so far in regards to plot, and no cast members have been announced or even rumored.
• The originally announced release date was going to be sometime in 2015, but Uproxx claims: “That’s not necessarily the case, anymore.”

Jack White - High Ball Stepper

White's new album Lazaretto drops in June.