Have Lord!

It's not racist since he's black, right? Still damn funny, with just a twang of salt.

All that's missing is some fried chicken and grape drink. (This is a joke people!) Have Lord.

Miller Lite

After watching the 459th Miller Lite commercial of my life, I realized something:

There is no "Miller" beer.  But there's a "lite" version of it somehow.  Bud Light is a watered down version of Budweiser, Coors Light is less-taste version of Coors, Yuengling Light Lager is reduced-calorie Yuengling Lager, Corona Light is a slightly lighter version of Corona... the list goes on.

Sure, Miller Brewing Company also makes Miller Genuine Draft and Miller High Life, but those have light counterparts as well.  After some research, (i.e. Wikipedia) I confirmed there is no "Miller" from which Miller Lite comes from.  Weird, but true.

In Memoriam of Michael Scott

Steve Carell's last episode of "The Office" aired Thursday, with a funny but sad exit by Michael Scott.  In memoriam, here's the 20 funniest moments in Michael Scott history, with plenty of videos.

MIO

I didn't want to fall for this after I saw the commercials on TV, but I finally went out and picked up a few at Target the other day.  And let me tell you, MIO is great.  Makes your water taste exactly like what flavor you choose, without all the sugar and calories.  They say there are 24 servings in a bottle, and I believe it.  You need very little MIO to get the full flavor effect.  Definitely try them out, I had Sweet Tea and Fruit Punch.  Recommended!

The playoff beard lives!

Movin' on! Flyers advance to the second round of the Stanley Cup Playoffs with a dominating 5-2 win over the Buffalo Sabres. Finally played like they should.

The 14 Most Unintentionally Terrifying Statues in the World

From Cracked, it's the list of the 14 most unintentionally terrifying statues in the world.  With plenty of pictures, these statues are certainly worthy of this "honor".  I'd guess that some of these aren't so unintenional, however.  Here's just the first example:

Yeah, apparently it's supposed to be a man fighting off spirits shaped like, well, babies.  I mean, I can make a statue of Mike Vick beating up a dog and say it's a "spirit" in the form of a dog, but come on now.







Actually that sounds like a good idea.

Lenny Dykstra bailed out by...

...Charlie Sheen.

Yes, the latest in the Sheen Saga is that he posted 22.5K to bail Lenny "Nails" Dykstra out of jail.  Dykstra was incarcerated (embezzlement) for nearly a week before Sheen stepped in to help his friend.

'Ol Charlie went on to say this:

• "The rendition guilty trolls that kidnapped my dear friend Nails clearly forgot that he's a fellow Vatican assassin and his best pal is a warlock."

Seriously.  I couldn't make that up if I tried.

from TMZ

NFL lockout over?

The NFL lockout is over (for now) which could be a good thing.  Obviously there will be a lot of appeals by the NFL, but the injuction granted to the players appears to be a step in the right direction.  Technically the NFL can resume its normal operations, it's just a matter of when and if they are willing.  There's still a ways to go towards an agreement, but there is light at the end of the tunnel.

More at The 700 Level

HUMANCENTiPAD

NEW YORK, April 25, 2011 - The latest Apple product to hit the market is revealed in the 15th season premiere of "South Park" titled, "HUMANCENTiPAD," premiering on Wednesday, April 27 at 10:00 p.m. on Comedy Central.

Kyle is intimately involved in the development OF a revolutionary new product that is about to be launched by Apple. Meanwhile, Cartman doesn't even have a regular iPad yet. He blames his mother.

From SPS

3 for 3

Wins across the board for Philly sports today, can't complain there. Sixers delay the inevitable, Halladay with another gem, and Flyers force a game 7 at home.